Five Reasons Alien: Covenant Is Bad And Should Feel Bad

Lemme just get this out of the way so you can decide it invalidates my opinion entirely. I liked Prometheus. I thought it was an enjoyable, pretty alright film. It was a lot better when there were more overt references to the Alien franchise, such as Shitty Scientist A turning into a pseudo-Xenomorph and jumping […]

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Infintismal

  Hour Zero: Ira presses her face to the window and watches a high-speed flower blossom, fire and debris surging from the epicenter of the explosion. The Jade Necklace Expedition Vehicle, which she has called home since she was born, disappears into petals of flame and twisted polymers. Everyone left aboard when the weapons hit–and […]

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Happy Alien Day!

Happy Alien Day (4-26) 2k17! Here is a one hour Xenomorph! The influence these movies have had on me and my aesthetics cannot be understated. I love Xenomorphs… they’re just so good…

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Symptoms

“But what doesn’t make any sense to me,” Dad began, “is what’s causing it!” Thus began a long search through the house. They dug up the pipes, but they were in good condition, not leeching copper or lead, or letting some outside pollutant in. They threw away every caustic household cleaner they had, and the […]

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